veurlatonra

Great product, great company, great people.

Here's why Joylent is so amazing:

1: It's an answer to a real problem.
It adresses a real issue: we don't eat well nowadays. Joylent brings balance back into our daily diets.
And in cases of emergency, has saved me from buying unhealthy, expensive junk food at ungodly hours.

2: It's cheap.
Saves money for more important stuff like that Pokémon flat cap you're trying to buy on eBay to look ghetto/adorable.

3: It's a quality product.
The shielded and sealed plastic bags are soft to the touch, meticulously crafted with fun and explicit imagery of what's inside. They don't get accidentally pierced.
My shaker *never* accidentally opened or spilled in my bag. Once it's closed, it's closed.
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The inner spring ball is the only constructive remark I have: the ends are cut sharp and could scratch some tiny bits of plastic off the surface of the bottle when shaking, which would end up in my stomach.
I'd suggest bending them towards the center of the ball.
The Joylent powder itself is way less grainy than that of its competitors (excepted Soylent), it is not as much oaty, and the flavours are good, my favorite one being good ol' vanilla.

4: The customer support is awesome.
The people at Joylent really put a lot of efforts into listening to their customers and addressing issues really fast. They also allow you to review their product on their website, which tells a lot about how they are confident in their product.
The communication is good, actually fun to read, from the blog *to the actual Terms and Conditions* (!).

5: The CEO is *literally* crazy.
If Soylent (Which I absolutely love) is the Apple of the future food industry, Joey Van Koningsbruggen certainly is the Elon Musk of that same industry.

6: Joylent is a Dutch company.
As a Frenchman, I've never had the occasion to have business with a company I knew was Dutch before. It's exciting for some reason.

I can't stress enough how I love these guys.
They are the pioneers of a new category of business, and they are here to stay.

4 days ago

M. N.

Helped me a lot

My problem for a good diet was that i couldn't eat in the morning. So my weight was allways pretty low.
After trying Joylent for a month for breakfast i feel much more energetic and on a good way to be at my optimal weight.
Even my doctor asked me for a package to try out. :)

4 days ago

Johnny C.

Not bad!

I Have a busy job and have to travel a lot. I often eat highway restaurant crap like croissants and donuts. I'm too lazy to make sandwiches at home before leaving, plus even if I would do it, they would taste like crap after a day in a hot car.

Now I take some shakers with Joylent powder in my car, and fill them up with water along the road. I can continue driving, don't pollute my car with crumbles and feel just as filled up.

I also like Joylent for breakfast, takes maximum 1 minute of time to drink a full shaker of Joylent and I feel good for a few hours.

The taste is not super strong. It's very neutral I must say.

I think Joylent is a stayer in my diet!

5 days ago